[Have the most UNIMPRESSED look he can muster.]

I didn't mean to! I got startled by that noise and accidentally hit the machine and- [Oh my god he wouldn't just buy a toy Jake shut up you're dead to him. He just. let that trail off and slumped against the wall next to the vending machine.] Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, Hershel, almost as clever as the shovel.

[Just going to mutter that to himself before looking at Sleepy Cat.] Well, at least it's cute.