O-oh, uh. I don't know? I don't really remember. It was just a passing thought, bro. Like - "that dude's totally my type!" - that sort of thing. [he shrugs. it's not like he has feelings for anyone here, or anything, just. you know. in that split second before jake opened his mouth for the first time simon probably thought he wasn't the hideous person that he is, that's all]

W-what about you? Any gossipy memories about boys or girls or anything? Maybe you're secretly, like, married to fifty wives back home.