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Simon Keyes (o・ェ・) Ace Attorney ([personal profile] eeeek) wrote in [community profile] vivarium 2014-10-28 09:14 pm (UTC)

Well, um... [man there's a list. he starts counting off reasons on his fingers.] I've called him short, like, five times... on one of those times, I said it'd be impossible for me to use him as an arm rest even though I'm taller than him, 'cause he'd beat me up, but I meant it as a compliment 'cause I was calling him strong... I asked him if he even knew how to make rice once 'cause maybe his parents never taught him how, but I didn't mean that, like, in a mean way... and I said his arms are tiny, but that's only because he looks like a little boy and I was worried he'd hurt himself if he tried cutting stuff up in the cooking contest. And I tried to feed him parfait we made by having him say "ahh" and he didn't like that. And some other things...

[blankly stares at heiji before shifting topics again]

I'd ... be a pretty bad murderer if I asked the smartest guy in here who I should kill. [he mouths the words "murderer" and "kill" because they're way too scary to actually say out loud]

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