Ah. Right then, Hershel. Wink wink, say no more.

"Not all there, huh?" said Heiji, nodding to Hershel to signify that he understood. "I'll say. Guy went off on a tear about how pizza delivery was the greatest invention mankind's ever invented or somethin' because it meant ya barely had to deal with anyone. Oh, that and cafeterias."

Alfendi the friendless loser, staying at home and eating pizza...