"Me? I get involved in this kinda thing all the time. Out of all of us, it's probably the least surprisin' that I'm here."

Gosh Jake stop pissing off talking stuffed animals, did you want coal in your stocking this year

actually coal would be helpful because it could be used for home heating and probably some other bs stuff like rubbing it on your skin gives you a lovely complexion or something, someone get a copy of hints from heloise