I'm afraid unless you can juggle a water bottle and a roll of bandages... [His tone is dry, yeah, this was fun. He was just getting started trying to think of something when Snake offered his idea.

Have a stare for a moment before he raised his hands.] I- no, I couldn't do that, Snake. It's too- [Honestly he didn't have a good reason not too, he probably wouldn't hurt Snake too badly if he was careful, and Snake was right, this was probably the fastest and easiest way to get out of this. He had already dealt with this room once and he had no doubt Calhoun wasn't going to let him go all that easily.

Of course that went both ways-] Hit me instead, alright? I can't... just, I think it would be better. [He finishes kind of lamely.]