I don't know what you're talking about, I'm basically an open book. It's not my fault none of you are good at reading. [which, okay, even she admits is a bit of an overstatement but the last time 'shows' were requested the ones of understanding and friendship really didn't do very well. And there's definitely less water than there was a moment ago!]

And considering you two are thick as thieves, what does that say about your relative cage levels?