Ah, if it was in code, maybe. [He sounds amused despite himself, which he probably shouldn't but hey, as long as the water's still going down that's probably good.]

[Looking offended at the last statement is hard though.] I'm an impressionable teenager, what's your excuse? [Hey, water's gone. The door may even open now, and he hesitates a moment moment before letting out a sigh.] Well, that really wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. I hope Jake doesn't hear about half of that, he may be a little cross.