Heiji stifled a laugh, wow Hershel what a nerd. "Not bad, considerin'. I don't know how you can wear stuff like that all the time, though. Ain't it get in the way?"

But that was beside the point. For now, turkey. "Alright, now let's see how good this turkey of yours is! Uh, where do ya start, though?" Because that was one big freakin' bird. He picked up a large carving knife and... oversized fork? Is that what this was?

"I guess ya cut it up and put pieces on a plate?"