Height of fashion. "No, not really. You get used to it pretty quickly, and it's-" He struggled for a minute with what to say. "-respectable? I don't know, it's just a proper sort of thing to wear, you know?" Loser.

He tried not to laugh, but he was definitely smiling. "Ah, yes, mostly you carve what you'd like- you could have a leg there, or some of the breast meat." He paused. "You know this is a part of the tradition, carving the turkey. The head of the household usually has the honors after giving thanks."