[ i'm going to commission some super professional artist and ask them to draw me an icon of scar dick jake ]
[ And if Hershel attempted to hit Jake in the face with that pillow, this would have turned into a full-scale war, but he jerks back (completely from reflexes) when the pillow's thrown at him. He opens his eyes and takes a look at his lap. ]
... You've spent your once-in-a-lifetime chance on a pillow?
[ And, while he won't say it, he will imply 'and you've spent your chance on me, why......' ]
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[ And if Hershel attempted to hit Jake in the face with that pillow, this would have turned into a full-scale war, but he jerks back (completely from reflexes) when the pillow's thrown at him. He opens his eyes and takes a look at his lap. ]
... You've spent your once-in-a-lifetime chance on a pillow?
[ And, while he won't say it, he will imply 'and you've spent your chance on me, why......' ]