"Are you kidding? When he thought I liked Clive..." He drew himself up and did his very best impression of Alfendi, complete with total excitable overreaction.

"'No way! Clive? Haha! That's disgusting! Oh my god! That's gross! Clive? Clive?! Why not just date a literal pile of garbage?!'"

Heiji shrugged it off, looking annoyed. "...And then he just kept goin' on like that. If he went off on like Snake like that I'd probably have to pop him one, so I figured I'd just let him think I liked someone else."