[how could anyone get bored of extruded meat paste gosh

And "want" is a strong word, maybe more of a "not violently opposed to," emotions are hard]

I guess they just don't believe in giving out spoilers, even though that makes it even more frustrating not to know how anything turns out. Which is probably the point...

[she shakes her head]

Half the rooms we've gone through seemed like perfect crime scenes, just sloppily cleaned up. I'd think they'd enjoy flaunting how the cops haven't been helpful at all.