This is terrible. How long did it take you to come up with these shockingly awful jokes?

Jake let out a small amused breath at that, picturing Calhoun getting all fussy and yelling his head off. If only he knew that the little rodent really would lose his head later hahahahaha, but he just shrugged. "Sometimes. Doesn't happen often, but it's now and then. Surprisingly, not everyone can sleep on the hard floor like you." Was that a backhanded compliment? It probably was. Take it while you can.