"Um, it was nothing, it just... bangs..." Yeah, uh. He'd always thought those were like... part of a haircut.

"Well, it gives ya a bunch of things to say while you're traveling and ways to strike up a conversation. Like 'Hello, my name is so-and-so', and 'What happened to your face?' 'Do you like beef jerky?'" Hmm. Hmm. Well, in any case, it seemed more legit than that other one.