Yeah, it's obviously just an accident, he meant to keep it as a housewarming present for when you get dorm access, that-- [a deep breath] That's just unsanitary! Cadavers should be in their own separate freezer, honestly.
There's a bunch more bags back here...looks like they're all different, though.
[there are several bags, someone's been a bit of a hoarder, but between the darkness and the freezer burn it's not 100 percent certain what's in any of the bags tucked at the back of the icebox without actually opening. for example, there's something that could be part of a human limb, or maybe just an unfortunately unappealing meatloaf. there's something that could be a dinosaur arm, or maybe just part of a UFO catcher. there's something labeled "fruitcake 943". there's even what looks like a bunch of double A batteries; guess those keep longer in the fridge after all.]
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There's a bunch more bags back here...looks like they're all different, though.
[there are several bags, someone's been a bit of a hoarder, but between the darkness and the freezer burn it's not 100 percent certain what's in any of the bags tucked at the back of the icebox without actually opening. for example, there's something that could be part of a human limb, or maybe just an unfortunately unappealing meatloaf. there's something that could be a dinosaur arm, or maybe just part of a UFO catcher. there's something labeled "fruitcake 943". there's even what looks like a bunch of double A batteries; guess those keep longer in the fridge after all.]
...Should we take some of this stuff?