Heiji didn't know about that one, Clive. That last round was pretty... good...

"Preferences? It's not like we have a store or anything." Well, you know. They had a store, but not a store. And he'd already asked if Snake was a top or bottom so. ?????

"Wait, do you know something?" What if Snake was into something weird? What if he was into cosplay makeouts? Well, actually the cosplay makeouts were kind of nice, but what if it was something even weirder? Like falling down stairs? Or sweaters? He was pretty sure Hershel was not going to lend him a sweater for that.......