"An actual bed, can you imagine? It's been months now." The real question is could they somehow steal a bed. Probably not but that would clearly be the height of their criminal prowess, truly.

Amnesia did suck. "I can't tell if you strike me as a camper or not." Hershel mused, regarding Heiji for a moment as if thinking it over. After a moment he nodded to himself. "Yes, you do. I can't imagine you not having done all this before in some way." Problem solved.

He probably harpoon fished then asked the fish out for tea to apologize, 100% canon. "There we are, I think that's mostly it... what now? We have to gut it, right?"