"Well, it's not like I ever claimed to be one." Heiji went for a quick search around the garden, and came back with a few sticks, which he began stripping of their back. It wouldn't do to get that all up in the fish, after all.

"Just thought it'd be useful to learn some formal manners in case I need to blend in somewhere." Like at a dinner party, you'd be surprised how many of those Heiji got invited to...