That's weird AU other Hershel you're talking about, he's the abyssal, pizza smelling slime depths. I can't really argue that though.

And have a light frown. "He does eat rather peckishly, doesn't he?" Uh oh, he's starting to hone in on Sasuke's bad eating habits. Have strength, Sasuke. "I suppose it's rather difficult to eat properly here, though. I'm not sure any amount of gruel is going to help much." He smiled a bit. "I don't know how you stomach it as well as you do."