Heiji you shitlord, poor, precious, innocent Calhoun. Hershel, of course, covered his mouth as he laughed because that was pretty spot on. Calhoun was going to be so pissed at them. So pissed.

"You realize once he's back up and running we'll probably get drugged for this." Probably. Likely. "Absolutely worth it though, I must say."

He finished the paw prints on Calhoun's leg and held it up, proud of his ridiculous work.