[making a volcano would be a great idea but we are sadly low on baking soda and vinegar, and combining gruel and drugs just doesn't have the same effect]

[and really, what about slicing open some anonymous body part would not make you feel better? gosh]

The restroom, it's not the biggest or brightest location, but I figured the proximity to a water source should be the winning factor here, since it'll be pretty messy. ...You okay? You're looking a little grey.