[he's going to pick the most boring, normal thing ever just as a punishment]
I suppose- how exactly do you get started? [he just sort of stares at the bundle] Ear to ear? I imagine you don't just cut down the middle. [...] Right?
[at this point he's imagining the monkey heads from indiana jones, maybe you just cut the top off to get to the brains or something]
i'm not sure if i should be impressed or horrified at this unrepentant sadism
I suppose- how exactly do you get started? [he just sort of stares at the bundle] Ear to ear? I imagine you don't just cut down the middle. [...] Right?
[at this point he's imagining the monkey heads from indiana jones, maybe you just cut the top off to get to the brains or something]