Not in a jokey mood, I wonder why. Maybe because half the things in here are trying to give you a cheap jump scare, and the other half are trying to drown you in a toilet. It kind of dulls one's predilection for lols.

[or she's just cranky/hangry/jittery as this moves into hour whatever of this event but eh same diff. she watches him creakily get up, eventually offering a hand]

Anyway, what do you want? Need someone to help you falsify monster glamor shots?