[Her mind registers that it was probably meant as a joke, but no matter how hard she tries it's too difficult to find much humor in the situation.]

A creepy guy in a gas mask talked to me and then a rude mouse showed up and made a hole in the wall for water to come through and then I had to solve a weird puzzle before I drowned.

[She probably could have just said "no." Then again, with the speed at which she just rattled all of that off, it hardly took much extra time.]