[ At least she gets points for having some major balls? ]

Wow, those undergarments of yours must be really knotted and twisted if you're like this!

It's an experiment, test subject. To see every single result, we have to bring in people of all ages, including little ones. It's not that big of a deal too. I've been doing this kind of stuff since I was a little pup! Mice are the number one animals to be experimented on, just so you know!