Hershel's not even a little surprised Heiji hopped on a table. He jumped on as well, kicking a tray out of the way and taking his shinai in both hands. If Heiji was willing to try a fencing stance hey, he could play along a bit.

At the very least there wasn't a whole lot for them to break, though Calhoun was going to have fun cleaning up (or whoever the disarray annoyed enough to spring them to action.) "Hardly, this really only has been a warm up, wouldn't you say?" Shitlord.

He charged, trying to mimic some of what he saw Heiji doing with his swings and footwork. Yeah, two handed was weird as heck and he's clearly not used to it at all, but at least he can pick up the basics. A bit.