Somehow, from the vibe of things here, Piper's anticipating that "a show" doesn't mean a little bit of dancing and some song (Piper's pretty sure she could sing if she had to, although she's not so up on the dancing bit).

"Punch-happy? Does anyone stop him?" Because that should be a thing. "I already don't go places alone or let myself get stabbed too often. It's not that I'm afraid or anything, it's just, you know, in general not something I'm into."