"Now all we need is sunglasses and some drinks with umbrellas," said Heiji. He bent over and splashed Hershel a little. "Well, I guess we could get ya one of those swimming rings, too. But it's gotta be shaped like a rubber duck."

Yes, sipping mai tais while laying back on an inner tube: clearly a fantastic use of their time. In any case, Charley did provide some nice shade. From... you know, the fluorescent lights.

"Also, we need some tropical fish in here. And some sand, of course!"