detectiveofthewest: (Heiji: 8D)
Hattori Heiji ([personal profile] detectiveofthewest) wrote in [community profile] vivarium 2014-09-10 03:22 am (UTC)

IT WASN'T A WEIRD THING. IT WASN'T EVEN A THING. SHUT IT HERSHEL

"I ain't laughing!" Heiji protested, both hands up. "Let's see... y'know, I don't think I ever really thought about it before." This was what happened to you when all you thought about was murder cases.

"I guess someone who wouldn't worry about me too much. I mean, it seems like I get into jams a lot..." Present situation INCLUDED. "...so I wouldn't want to worry 'em to death."

He paused and thought hard for a few moments -- wow, he was really giving this one some serious thought. "I guess it don't really matter if they're as smart as me. I mean, it's kinda unreasonable to expect someone to know all this random stuff, right? But the number one requirement is they have to be a real cutie! Y'know, like when they smile, it's super cute."

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