[ Lawyers cost money, sure, but I'm 99.99% sure that Phoenix Wright never gets payments from his clients, so Jake can hire that guy. ]
[ ... Wow, wow, Jake just stands and watches Hershel fall into the pond because what the hell, your balance sucks and you're weak as shit. So, he'll just walk to the edge of the pond and look down. ]
You seriously fell in just from that?
[ No hand offered yet, because he wants to soak in this moment HAHAHAHAHA ]
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[ ... Wow, wow, Jake just stands and watches Hershel fall into the pond because what the hell, your balance sucks and you're weak as shit. So, he'll just walk to the edge of the pond and look down. ]
You seriously fell in just from that?
[ No hand offered yet, because he wants to soak in this moment HAHAHAHAHA ]