"Depends, but I don't think you'd really have a problem. If you were a little kid, you might get picked on. And some people might avoid you 'cause they don't want any trouble. Then again, you'd probably get other people crowdin' around you and askin' about New York or movies or whatever else." And be prepared to be complimented on your Japanese whether you were actually any good at it or not.

"It's really unlikely that you'd get mugged or whatever, if that's whatcha mean."