formicarium: (【 CALHOUN 】)
ambidex rounds. ([personal profile] formicarium) wrote in [community profile] vivarium 2014-09-27 04:56 am (UTC)

Ehhh, you're so picky, test subjects! Don't you trust a mouse on his word?

[ He drops the tearful act almost immediately to rock back and forth as he explains. ] Sure, I'd love to, but there's the little problem of I need to know who the supplies are for! I know you rotten test subjects, if I give you an inch you'll take the next ten miles! So there's a few littllllle rules here.

[ He holds up one....... finger? Paw finger? ] Firstly! You have to tell me who it's for and you'll get eeeeverything that test subject could need! After all, if someone's got a bunch of burns they need different supplies than someone who needs to sew their ear back on, right? That's more useful that just a general, standard first aid kit. I'm just swell.

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