[A guy is the only person who manages to injure himself completely on accident and suddenly he's potential Akiko 2.0, what a rough, rough life Simon lives. Frankly Hershel was getting more and more concerned for Simon's odds too, but he politely doesn't point out that Simon was probably going to fall over one day, break his nose and drown in a puddle of his own blood.

He also really doesn't think Simon needs to hear about explosions, shrapnel and concussions right now so he tries his best to be vague.] Just a... unexpected trap. [And oh boy, this is probably after Hershel saw Sasuke so that explained the bandage. If it's before then idk, he's just concerned.] Simon, I'm sure Sasuke doesn't hold it against you. Mistakes happen, maybe this is a sign you should try and work on controlling your anxiety. I'm sure there must be a way to do so, meditation or the like.

[Oh, well, he didn't look good, oh boy, concussions everywhere.] Ah- you do look a little pale. Let me see your eyes.

[And with that he leans forward, as if about to claim Simon's first kiss as his own. Truly everything he has ever done has lead to this moment, the time he kneeled over Simon and slowly got closer to his face as Simon lay demurely before him.]