[Simon bangs his head on the floor again when Hershel rushes to get away from him, but. It's fine. Whatever. Jerk. He slowly pushes himself back up into a seated position, but his clothes are all dishevelled and one of his little hair ponytail things has come undone. He really does look like he was just in the middle of making out with a dude that's like ten years younger than him.
He blinks and his vision comes into focus, and he rubs the ache from the back of his neck. He goes through the conversation in his head, too, and then... ohh. Ohhhhh.]
Ahh, I get it. No, no, you guys have the wrong idea. Th-this isn't what you think at all! I just hurt my head, like he said, so he's checking for a concussion... but I think I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay...
Besides, I mean, Hershel's taking our relationship really seriously, you know? He's not, like, taking advantage of me, or anything. We're not going to do anything big like that until we're married.
[this is the very first joke he's made since zero kidnapped him and he sounds totally serious]
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He blinks and his vision comes into focus, and he rubs the ache from the back of his neck. He goes through the conversation in his head, too, and then... ohh. Ohhhhh.]
Ahh, I get it. No, no, you guys have the wrong idea. Th-this isn't what you think at all! I just hurt my head, like he said, so he's checking for a concussion... but I think I'm okay. I'm okay, I'm okay...
Besides, I mean, Hershel's taking our relationship really seriously, you know? He's not, like, taking advantage of me, or anything. We're not going to do anything big like that until we're married.
[this is the very first joke he's made since zero kidnapped him and he sounds totally serious]