*With Heiji gone, Snake indulged himself a few more chuckles at Heiji's expense. His revenge is complete. Of course, now it meant that Heiji would try to get him back with something, but that was all right. Sharing that little experience was worth it.

Except why? Just because he had a memory confirming that he liked men and women didn't mean that he'd...

And just as soon as the thought entered his head, he realized what all those stupid stomach flipping sensations meant.

Well. Crap.*