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CALHOUN HOUR - SURVIVOR

At the crack of dawn, presumably, Calhoun gathers everyone in the first floor warehouse to make an announcement.

"That's right, it's time for another of my special events!" He seems pretty pleased with himself. "I noticed you lazy, fat test subjects really let yourselves go last round! It's like I don't feed you here or something."

"Well, I'm worried about your health, always lazing about and not getting proper exercise. So, I decided to be the change I want to see in the world, and so we're going to do something a littttttttllllllle different this time."

"To stop you guys from getting soft from all the fun you're having here, it's time for a little workout."

From one of the doors Calhoun never lets anyone go through there's a loud, metallic banging sound repeating, as if something is trying to get out. Calhoun does not seem troubled at all by this. In fact, he seems pretty excited.

"The rules are simple, everyone's getting sixty coins to use as they see fit. You'll notice the vending machines on both warehouse floors. Anyone who isn't caught will even get a memory back." But what does that mean?

"So go on, survive for 23 hours, I'll even give you a five minute head start. Good luck!"

And with that he scurries off. Should people hang around they'll get to witness that same door open five minutes later. From the door comes several figures, human in shape but something is very, very wrong.

They seem to be robotic, skeletal humans. At one point they must have had some synthetic skin over them but most of it seems to be melting or ripped off. They don't move very fast, mostly they shamble about until they focus on a target. Better hope it's not you!

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Heiji nodded. "I think so, too. Listen, we should figure out a way to get rid of a couple of them. Actually, as many as we can. That way, there'll be less to worry about later. And maybe then we can think about how to get people out of those elevators, see?"

He hushed up when his ears picked up the sound of something metallic moving down the hall, but it faded into the distance. Safe for now... "I been trying to figure out which rooms we could use to do that, and I think we could really use some of that rope from the Theater. Maybe we could set up a trap or two."

Hershel nodded. "Agreed, I don't know if Calhoun can replenish these or not but if there's a chance he can't cutting down the numbers is our best bet to make it easier for everyone." Surprisingly he's pretty on board with this kind of dangerous mission. Maybe spider memories changed a man.

And he also shut up at the sound, frowning before turning back to Heiji. "Possibly... we could use the curtain too, as far as I can tell they don't seem to have anything sharp on them, at least not enough to cut through if we tangled them up in one." His frown deepened. "We need to be careful though, I've noticed some of the robots seem much smarter than the others. I'm not sure if any are smart enough to know to avoid traps but it'd be best to assume it's a possibility."

"Yeah. Say, where's your shinai? I got a bunch of my stuff stashed in the lounge, but it might come in handy in case we run into some on the way there."

It wouldn't be as useful as having a live blade, of course, but the nice thing about shinai was that they were made of insulating materials...

"Oh-" Hershel had it on him, pulling it out for Heiji to see. "Here it is, this could be pretty useful in at least keeping them at a distance." As long as it didn't break, robots grabbing it might do that but hey, worth the risk.

He offered Heiji a small smile. "Well, I can't say I wanted more adventure in my life but this certainly beats poisonous spiders. Decidedly less deadly, as far as I can tell." He he paused, sobering. "Have you seen anyone else? Snake, Ema maybe?"

Heiji shook his head. "No, not since Calhoun called us all over. Which is probably a good thing, as long as they're makin' themselves scarce. Come on, we should get going!"

And with that, he was going to stride off in the direction of the Theater, peering around corners and keeping his ears open for any robots...

"What a joke," he groused. "This really is like one of them sci-fi movies. What's so fun about watching us play cat and mouse with a bunch of robots?"

"At least Snake will probably be alright, Sasuke too, he's rather good at staying quiet." And scaring the life out of people. Hershel followed, glancing around as he did. "I'm more worried about Ema, she still can't be doing too well. I haven't seen Kuzuryuu either." Fret fret, cluck cluck, motherhen.

That was a good question, Heiji. "I don't know- honestly isn't it strange they'd use robots like this? I mean, as far as I can tell Calhoun doesn't have many helpers, why not use these machines for work other than trying to scare us? And why do they have that... that skin peeling off them?" He frowned. "It's all a lot of effort to be frightening, it seems."

"Kuzuryuu?" he laughed (quietly). "That guy ain't going down that easy. Besides, he's so small, he could probably just hole up somewhere and wait this out."

They were getting close to the Theater; thank goodness they'd managed to get this far without running into more robots. "Well, logically, you'd only put skin on robots if you wanted to make them look human. Given the way they're acting, they're probably malfunctioning. Probably why they're sparking up like that, too..."

Once they were actually in the Theater, Heiji took a look around. "Yeah, those ropes over there -- the ones for the curtains and backdrops, those'd work. My team didn't set off the traps in here; anything we should look out for?"

"True, he could probably slip away pretty easily." Hershel agreed, also quietly. "Don't tell him we said that though, I think he's a tad sensitive about it." Just. A little.

"So you think the robots might just be cast off?" He asked, glad when they made it to the Theatre without any drama. "That's... strange. I wonder then what a properly functioning one would look like." Surely no one is secretly a robot. Surely. That's never happened in Hershel's life even once.

Once they were in Hershel stepped forward, up to the stage and gesturing for Heiji to look. "There are two I think, one being the glass case. We need to make sure it doesn't get broken, that's how my group triggered the trap." Hallucinogenic gas, wow. What a bad thing to happen right now. "There other I believe might be the stake puzzle. We did it right but the message on it was fairly threatening, I have a feeling pulling the wrong one would have triggered something."

Of course he did this puzzle before, so did Heiji, so he just regarded it a moment to make sure then pulled the right stake out, offering Heiji a dry sort of smile. "Every puzzle has a solution, thankfully. I'm glad these stay the same."

Nice one, Hershel!

Heiji eyed the rope up and down. "Hmm, yeah. I think this rope could come in real useful, and not just in this room. I guess we could always try and get one of the robots to smash into the stakes, but we don't know what kind of trap it'd set off. If it was something only worked on people, we'd be outta luck."

He brightened. "But what if we could lure one of 'em onto a bunch of tangled rope? Someone could stay up on the top floor, loop the rope up over a railing there, jump down from the ceiling once the time was right. Those things look pretty heavy, so you'd probably need at least the weight of a person to lift them off the ground. Then we could tie off the rope, and it'd be out of commission for a while."

How Indiana Jones...

Highfives all around. Hershel shook his head. "I wouldn't risk any traps in here, if it's the gas again we'd be sitting ducks if we managed to get hit by accident." Also imagine how horrifying the robots would be when you're tripping on horror gas.

He considered Heiji's plan, a small smile cracking onto his face. "Heiji's it's mildly mad but I think it just may work. Even if we can't keep the robot up there the drop from that height might be enough to damage it severely." Seriously how are you not the adventuring archeologist here? "There's a lot we can use here too, if we can get someone up there to work on the ropes we may be able to rig the curtain to fall when needed as well, perhaps we can trap one or two in it and tie it off. It'd give us some time, at least."

"Exactly what I was thinkin'," said Heiji. "That curtain plan's gonna be trickier, especially if there's more than one of 'em in here, but I think we might be able to pull it off. I remember there was a knife in that prop box, so lemme get that, too..."

Suddenly, something occurred to him. "Oh! I got just the thing to make sure the first trap weighs enough! We'll use one of the mannequins to give it a little more oomph. Probably help with tying it down at the end, too."

He rolled up his sleeves. "Well, what're we waiting for? Let's do this!"

"I actually never got to do the puzzle on the mannequin case." Hershel mused, because you know, Ema and Enjolras just broke it like champions. He headed around backstage, checking out the clues and heading over to the case to give it a shot. He tried not to sigh too much, this puzzle really didn't seem that difficult by any means, if only his team had listened to him. Then again who did, story of his life, dude.

But yeah, he got the bigger mannequin out, puzzle solved, dragging it to the stage. He could hear something in the hallway and hoped they'd at least have a little more time or it'd be someone who could help with all this.

"Will the knife in there work?" He called. He imagined Heiji had a knife somewhere, he stole everything that wasn't nailed down and even then he'd probably find a way to do so. He carefully untangled the ropes more, glancing over when there was more clanging from the hall. Yeah, they were totally going to have company soon.

"I dunno," said Heiji, "But I got a blade of my own, just in case!" He'd just grab a bunch of props and drag them over to the side of the stage with the props. The rope for the backdrops was first; he tried out the stage knife and started cutting.

Just as he did, however, a single robot shambled into the room. Thankfully, this one seemed like one of the dumber ones. It canted to one side, clanking against the side of the doorway as it entered the room. Maybe there was something wrong with its motor systems?

"We've got company!" called Heiji. "Just one so far!"

Hershel tensed but relaxed just a touch when he noticed their visitor seemed to be one of the more damaged ones. "It looks a tad lopsided, we should be fine if we keep a distance." He called back, though that made the poor, insulted robot notice them more and start heading to the stage with conviction.

Well, heck. Hershel finished tying the mannequin to the curtain ropes as a weight, stepping between where the robot was trying to come up the stage and where Heiji was cutting ropes. "How long do you think this will take to set up?" If all else failed, shinai.

"I'm almost done with this one!" said Heiji. He glanced back at the robot, and noticed something strange about it: for whatever reason, every time it meandered into an area just under one of the theater lights, it began to jitter and shudder worse than before.

He severed the rope with one final effort, then dragged it up to the stage... but not before changing the backdrop to one of a peaceful-looking hut. "Ready on this end! Listen, Hershel, do me a favor. When I tell ya, hit the stage lights!"

Hershel noticed that too, glancing up at the lights then back at the robot. Interesting. He probably got a similar idea when Heiji called to him and he smiled over.

"Got it!" Smart boy, Heiji. He hurried over to the stage lights, ready for Heiji's word.

The robot jittered up onto the stage after Heiji, who tossed a bunch of the tangled rope on the floor after him. It moved with surprising speed considering how damaged it seemed to be, but luckily it seemed to be focusing entirely on its quarry rather than on its surroundings.

"One... two... and hit it!"

Hershel immediately flipped the switch, turning to see if this would actually work. It did, in a way, the flash of lights seemed to disrupt the robot's sensors or something scientific Hershel didn't quite understand, and it began to jerk.

Actually, it almost looked like it was trying to do a weird, short dance as it's limbs moved this way and that, obviously trying process whatever mixed up data it got from the flash. One might even say it looked like it was trying to do the robot, which was ridiculous and Hershel refused to make that joke, thank you, he had standards. Hershel hurried over to Heiji though, ready to help get plan Robot Pinata Extreme into action.

Heiji took advantage of the robot's confusion to run a few quick circles around it, tying it tight around the robot's limbs. "I snagged it! Haul it up before it figures out what happened!"

This was going to be some slapstick shit right here.

This is the most slapstick ~~and the latest shit holy hell I'm sorry~~ and it only just begun. Hershel nodded, determined as he took the end of the rope and glanced around. The railing, all right, this would work.

He ran, jumping the railing and falling down, which in turn brought the robot sailing up. Of course the thing was the robot was heavy as hell and almost immediately it went sailing back down, hitting the ground with a loud, painful sounding crack. Yeah, it was probably out of commission now, and if it wasn't it was hardly going to be a huge threat with it's damage. Hopefully.

"Whoa-" Was all Hershel managed as he fell ceremoniously on his ass when the rope jerked out of his grip. He kind of just stayed on the floor a moment, hoping the robot wouldn't suddenly appearing to stubbornly continue it's reign of terror.

The robot creaked and groaned, raising its right hand up slowly, kind of like that one scene where they lowered the Terminator into the lava and all that was left was Arnold Schwartzenegger's robot hand. Then it shuddered to a stop.

Heiji stood over it, nudging it a little with his shoe. "Well, guess that's tha -- "

A clanking noise came from outside the theater.

Oh...

Hershel lifted himself up to watch the robot's last moments. "... that was a touch depressing." Served the robot right anyway, that hurt you metal jerk.

He was about to climb back over when he also heard the clanking, stopping dead.

"... you've got to be kidding me." Well, you did make a lot of noise murdering a flipping robot, teenagers.

Heiji pushed Hershel toward the balcony stairs. "C'mon, let's hide upstairs! Maybe they'll get distracted by the dead one!"

They were robot murderers, fleeing the scene!

Hershel hurried up the stairs, stopping only to make sure Heiji was with him. At least it looked like they weren't seen by the robots- yes robots, two of them, life is never easy- entering the room. He ducked behind the railing of the balcony, watching the robots clank and clang their way around.

"If they notice us we're in real trouble." He whispered, because there wasn't a really safe way to get out of here without probably broken bones or the robots catching on fast. He glanced over to Heiji. "Any ideas? We could try waiting them out, hope they don't see us or investigate."

"We still got the curtain," Heiji whispered as the robots made their way to their fallen comrade (whose hand was still sticking dramatically up in the air I'll be bahhhck).

"We could bring it down on 'em and tie them up while they can't see. That'd work, right?"

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oh well in that case I guess Heiji has his too for some reason

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