Dating prospects are... um... yeah. [he'd sooner roll the dice on zero being a hot multibillionaire before he dated any of the other test subjects. ... okay that might be a bit extreme, but still. even if there was a dude here he was the least bit interested in, Simon's too scared of dying or triggering literally every trap in the game at once to consider anything like pursuing a romance. that is completely out of the question for him.

but in any case. He doesn't really know what to say about this Colette girl, but the idea of Heiji dating her only for them to be seperated by amnesia and quarantine is just... really, really sad. He tries to keep his spirits up.]

I don't know... I can't really see anyone here being a couple before all of this. [he pauses.] Kuzuryuu might be Jake's son, though. Maybe Jake and Piper are married and Kuzuryuu is their kid - 'cause I don't know how else you could make such a grumpy little dude.