"H-Heiji!" Well shit. Shit shit shit. Polite british word for fucking hell. He scrambles over to the side and-

"Spiders?!" Oh, well. That explained why it was familiar. God. Damnit. "Heiji, are you alright? Just- for goodness sake..." How the hell was Calhoun literally the worst thing alive.

"Heiji, see if you can climb up, I'll try to distract them!" He called, which. frankly his bumbling was probably already attracting some of the spiders to see what the heck was going on over there.