[He's not really surprised this was becoming a roast of Jake, there was so much to work with. it's probably be amusing if the water wasn't getting calf level.]
U-um he's a rude, pigheaded prat who wouldn't take a shower just to a stubborn miser. [not untrue. is the water slowing or stopping?? have they shit on jake enough?? unless you'd like to push them to do more ridiculous shit then maybe, just maybe, it is stopping]
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U-um he's a rude, pigheaded prat who wouldn't take a shower just to a stubborn miser. [not untrue. is the water slowing or stopping?? have they shit on jake enough?? unless you'd like to push them to do more ridiculous shit then maybe, just maybe, it is stopping]