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vivarium2014-12-11 04:54 pm
vivariummods) wrote in vivarium2014-12-11 04:54 pm
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CALHOUN HOUR - ESCAPE
| When characters begin to wake up, instead of finding themselves in the usual warehouse, they will instead find themselves in an a very unfamiliar area. Maybe they'll wake up alone, or maybe they'll wake up with someone else. Either way, the biggest point is that they're in God-knows-where and it's the start of a new Calhoun Hour. Within seconds later, a familiar voice booms throughout the loud speakers. "Ahem, testing, testing! Hello, can you all hear me?" It's, without a doubt, your favourite robotic mouse, Calhoun. As usual, he sounds a cheery as ever. "Wow, isn't this familiar? It's almost like the first time we've met, you know. Test subject in a new location, maybe alone or maybe with someone else, my charming voice rings throughout the room, trying to drown you all in an elevator. Good times!" "Well, anyway, welcome to your new Calhoun Hour! You can see that I've taken the liberty to move you all to a more suitable location. You may not know it, with how small your brains are, but you're all stuck in a maze! I've had my fair share of running around in mazes, you know, being a mouse and all, so I want to return to favour to you humans! So, you know the drill: explore, look around, try to escape, blah blah blah, I don't need to explain all this! Just get to it! Who knows, maybe the exit here is an exit out to the real world. I might be generous like that, if you manage to find it. If not, well, I guess you can all starve here!" He snickers, then pauses. Suddenly, a loud gunshot-like sound rings throughout the speakers, and Calhoun screams again. "Let's get started!" |
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Yes, he is basically a rawhide chew toy that can't even get going bald right and constantly dreams of sloppy makeouts with Calhoun. --That part's true, let us out so we can set you up!
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U-um he's a rude, pigheaded prat who wouldn't take a shower just to a stubborn miser. [not untrue. is the water slowing or stopping?? have they shit on jake enough?? unless you'd like to push them to do more ridiculous shit then maybe, just maybe, it is stopping]
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[the tone is more frustrated than irritated, but hopefully Calhoun didn't notice since something close to worrying is probably not the type of show that'll get them out, more the type that'll just leave them in water up to their knees for some irritating amount of time until they die of trench foot]
...He really did enjoy that shrine. It was possibly the happiest he's ever been, he said. [more importantly, as the water seems not to be rising anymore, she looks around for some way to get out? a door? a trap door? a key to drop into a drain?]
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[He sighed, giving Ema an apologetic sort of look before trying something new.] You can be kind of cagey too, you know, maybe that's why you two get along. [Hey, if harassing Ema a bit didn't work he was out of ideas here. It probably even made the water lower a little.]
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And considering you two are thick as thieves, what does that say about your relative cage levels?
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[Looking offended at the last statement is hard though.] I'm an impressionable teenager, what's your excuse? [Hey, water's gone. The door may even open now, and he hesitates a moment moment before letting out a sigh.] Well, that really wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. I hope Jake doesn't hear about half of that, he may be a little cross.
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[yeah, luckily the door slides open for them, because Ema is mostly just amused at this]
And I don't see how anything we've said isn't anything he already knows. I think it's important to talk about people to their face just the same as you do behind their back.