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ambidex voting #13

A M B I D E X V O T I N G

Another round, maybe this one will end better? Less blood and gore even? No? Well, here are the conditions regardless.:

For anyone who chooses Ally, well, if your opponent chooses Ally as well, then 2BP for each of you and blah blah blah, predictable. Bore him to tears why don't you.

For anyone who chooses Betray, and gets a Betray in return, everyone's BP stays the same and one of you gets fifty coins! That'd be fun, right? A cheeky little gamble. The rest get a pat on the back and that warm feeling of a vote well voted.

Last but certainly not least: for anyone who chooses Betray and their opponent chooses Ally, same deal as last time, two whole memories! Eh, eh? Come on, that's a pretty good deal, right? Take the offer! And the ally person well, they get the usual.

So, happy voting! Calhoun will see all of you later with the results.

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[he's the best grass whistle student you could ask for.]

Apparently not enough time to waste to perfect it like you. [He answers, ha, got you??? he's pretty pleased as he blows the whistle again, yes finally the secrets of grass whistling are his.] I'm glad you got out of that room without getting hurt, it sounds... well, cryptic and troubling so far.

[ jake sheds a single tear. okay, now let him show you how to fire a gun ]

Ha ha, real funny. [ said in a more light tone than a fuck you one ] Yeah, be careful when you go in. It's not exactly a walk in the park.

[the last time he did that zombies attacked, explain why he should ever do that again.]

Maybe you're musical inclined. Ema plays the organ, I'm sure there's something strange you could play too. [can't really beat an organ though, phantom of the opera shit there. and he nods] I'm a little worried about Alfendi in that room, he's still... well, he went back to acting strange and placid again.

[ because zombies are great?? dude what do you have against them ]

Maybe. Find me an instrument and I'll give it a try. [ he doesn't remember it, but he played some mean piano for... some... reason. fuck it if i know what capcom is doing ] As if he isn't always strange. Guy has a few loose screws if you ask me.

[they try to eat me and are gross??? bulletin one???]

You could always try that keytar from the shop. [if he ever had money he'd pay to see that shit. and have a face.] Something's most certainly wrong with his head, and he's not going to be able to get any help for that here. All the more reason to escape as soon as possible.

[ that's all they know how to do?? don't hate on them for something they can control??? also, have a snort ]

A real instrument. That thing barely qualifies as a toy. [ why do you never have money, do you hate it or something ] Maybe the next time you trade in your BP for a med kit, Zero might give you something for his head.

[ yeah he's still kind of bitter hmph but back to grass whistling, making different pitches, is this annoying for you yet ]

[maybe they should learn to control it??? it's offensive to me?? and have a shake of his head.]

If you could play any instrument, which would it be? [what a stupid teenager question, eat shit you're basically one too. and have a somewhat dry look, yeah alright he might deserve that ribbing] Yes yes, I know you're still cross about that. What do you think of Alfendi though?

[dude he's friends with you and deals with Alfendi on a regular basis, you gotta try harder than that to annoy him. mostly he's just going to regard jake curiously, awaiting his answers.]

[ MAYBE YOU'RE OFFENSIVE TO THEM DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT and wow lame he was hoping to annoy you until your ears started bleeding ]

Guitar, maybe. Seems like it'd suit me. [ said with a small smug smirk but what a fucking loser. he just wants to be a ROCK STAR but no, he plays the piano and chopin instead. christ, capcom ] And not much to think about, honestly. Just have a hard time believing that he's related to you, adopted or not.

[maybe they should stay on zombie island or whatever and leave me alone??? maybe??? and tough shit, try way harder at being annoying. take pointers from alfendi about being as disruptive as possible.]

Really? Like acoustic? [haha holy shit jake you're a fucking nerd. a guitar. fucking nerd.] He told me he had a memory that we're related, he wouldn't tell me much about it though. He's a bit like you, I think, plays things close to the chest.

You two were pretty amusing at least, when we weren't running for our lives and such.

Edited 2015-01-26 00:40 (UTC)

[ maybe they want their zombie children to have better lives?? in new countries?? maybe you should stop being so zombist?? ]

What do you think? [ what's wrong with acoustic, that totally picks up all the chicks okay but groannnn ] Thanks for the compliment. Everyone knows that I just want to be compared to that run-of-the-mill moron.

He acted like he was literally three years old in that room.

Edited 2015-01-26 00:49 (UTC)

[zombies can't have children so??? you zombie lover.]

Why not electric? You could be one of those rock stars. [another image he'd pay to see.] He... yes, he wasn't really thinking things through, was he? I imagine waking up from a coma in a situation like that and to still be injured is... disorienting, to say the least.

[ umm how do you know that?? way to assume things?? ]

Yeah, maybe I was one before I arrived here. Toured around the world with my band. [ i'd believe it to be canon ] Not disorienting enough to try and punch something, but what do I know.

[i majored in zombiology probably, jesus get your facts right]

So are you the lead singer in this scenario too or are you more just the lead guitar? Possibly bass? [clearly this is 100% canon. and boy jake you're one to talk about punching things] Disoriented enough to think it was a good idea, at least. I can't believe he punched that bloody thing...

[ wow i'd like to see your phd in zombiology then ]

Like I'd want to put myself through singing. Bass sounds more like my thing. [ re7: starring bass guitarist jake muller ] Maybe when you get out, you can get someone to take a look at him and get a book published on how his mind works.

[excuse me i don't have to prove anything to you??]

You might be a good singer, you never know. [yet another thing he'd pay to see. he really needs to keep his money and save it for shit like this.] That's rude, Jake. [but true.] I wonder what he does for a living, I suppose he might be a scientist with that coat.

[ i'm a mod so you have to do what i say?? and just making a grunt reply to the singing part. he will never forget when heiji tricked him to sign for a second for bingo, fuck that guy. ]

Maybe he worked with Ema. The two of them look like they would fit the mad scientist role pretty well, creating Frankenstein's monster and all.

[i'm a mod TOO so now what, punk. and man he'd be so sad he missed that if he knew. heiji was a hero.]

I don't think Ema lived and worked in London, you know. [a little amused there.] What about a doctor? He could be something like that, just with horrendous bedside manner.

[ DAMMIT i knew having you as a mod was a bad idea, i regret everything ]

Alfendi could have worked in America. Could be some awkward exchange program. [ i mean, they had that lawyer exchange thing in pl vs aa or something ] And like he'd be a doctor. What hospital would sign him up, unless they wanted multiple lawsuits?

[you gave me the power to defeat you]

I suppose... maybe that'd explain his unnatural love of pizza. [and well shit.] That- yes, I can't really argue with that. Doctor is definitely off the list then.

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ambidex voting #13

don't say that with that smug icon

you love that icon, admit it

i do and that love kills me a little everyday

you mean it fills you up with life everyday

is this really the pain of what life is

search deep down and find the answer yourself

life is pain and suffering, yup nailed it

wow you're just fun at parties aren't you

life is agony and then it ends is my favorite icebreaker

i found the hal http://youtu.be/YTMvbQyqruY?t=23s

YEAH I WANT TO BE GRUNKLE STAN I'M OKAY WITH THAT

YOU SHOULDN'T BE OKAY WITH BEING A CONMAN THAT IS CONCERNING

WELL I MEAN A CUTE ONE THOUGH

WHEN IS GRUNKLE STAN EVER CUTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyu0n1pTfhg ????

i counter that with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9GkGoOWBpA

you're only adding to my cute argument with that

you have very questionable cute tastes

you know who else is a cute angel? bill cypher