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Hershel Layton ([personal profile] puzzlinglad) wrote in [community profile] vivarium2015-02-25 08:18 pm

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[In the time before the puzzle room goes up and after the happy friendship party that was the last Calhoun (Zero?) Hour feel free to use this post for whatever you want. Top levels, threads with dudes, whatever, live life freely.]


[If you're interested in harassing Hershel here's what he'll be doing:

a) Asking people if they want laundry done. Not unmentionables, he's not some sort of cad here, but he's got shit all to do, can't sleep and might as well do something useful, right? Right. Feel free to find him near the stream, trying not to nod off since getting shocked in the water probably wasn't the best idea in the world. Possibly. Or trying to mend tears or something and making a mess of it. He'll never be a proper old maid at this rate.

b) Trying to play videogames maybe? And by 'play' I mean 'make faces at as they get steadily worse.' He might try a movie or two in the vain hope something will be manageable to watch but yeah. Yeah. Basically any late night lounge activity, assuming no one's already asleep in there, have at.

c) These are hard to think of, I guess trying to fencing practice in the gym with his shiny new foil, curtesy of Mr. Sasuke Sagami. Try not to get accidentally jabbed by a giant needle with a blunt bit on the end, it probably sucks.

Or whatever, do whatever you'd like. He'll basically be wandering around aimlessly mostly anyway, being completely useless to everyone because he's tired.]
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-02-26 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Said oof and bamboozeld, -10000 points. ]

[ He didn't walk around like an idiot. Hershel was the one lying spread out like an idiot in the middle of the Garden. This is the worst. Jake just pushes himself up and shakes his hands, since reflexes kicked in and he managed to not smash his face onto the ground. When he sits back, he just gives an annoyed look towards Hershel like he didn't do anything wrong here. ]


What are you doing?
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-02-26 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yes, i am bamboozled as to why this is an actual word in the english language ]

In the middle of the field? [ don't sensible people find corners or trees to sleep in instead? ] I should be asking you that. You're the one who was nearly crushed.

[ did he accidentally elbow drop you, or kick out your heart or something ]
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-02-27 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ what the shit is even a gobbledegook, that's not even a real word ]

Muscles weigh more than fat, you know, so thanks. [ whether that's true or not, who cares, let him be a cocky asshole so sway all you want, he's going to remain seated for now ] Fine. It's just like walking out at night.

[ just a pitch dark night where he can't see shit... ] But what're you doing up?
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-02-27 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ i refuse because you are totally made that up, you're just fucking with me ]

It's practically pitchblack once you turn off the power. [ the survivor event, that recent zero one... but yes, it is better to tell him now so he doesn't find out later and get really upset about it. he leans forward. ] Wakes you up? How?
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-02-27 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you know what's gobbledygook? english. what the shit kind of word is that, christ ]

[ he waves off hershel's logic like damn, man, he's not in a miles edgeworth game, take away your logic, and just focuses on the fact that this is most likely hershel's punishment from losing that game. in fact, he'll even ignore trying to come up with a clever pun about the zap, how shocking. ]


And how long has that been going on?
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-02-27 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ let's say it was two days ago so Jake could really mad that Hershel took this long to tell him. Aren't they bros? Shouldn't they share these things? ] So you've been hiding it from me since then. [ he sounds slightly annoyed. ] Explains why it didn't seem like you had a punishment after the game ended, then.

And do I even want to know what Ema did to "lessen" it?
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-02-28 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yeah, but the difference here is that jake wouldn't have gotten caught, so it doesn't even matter if he tells hershel or not ] Forget it. How're you feeling now? [ after hershel plays down his kicked puppy card, he will resort not to lecturing him about the whole secret punishment thing, and just jump straight to figuring out his current state. ]

Tell me about it. She was acting weird when we talked two days ago. Her temperature seemed okay, though. [ from what at least he could feel, though it might have not been too accurate considering the circumstances of the time ]
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[personal profile] fairsfair 2015-03-03 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ hershel's motherhenning is pretty strong... not on par of lucille's fury of a thousand motherhens, though. ] Here's hoping that you're stuck with someone like Heiji then. [ since he's good at solving puzzles but hahaha nope, these two losers are stuck together instead ]

Yeah, and judging from your question, you did as well, so it wasn't just me screwing up. [ he doesn't make a comment that they apparently had the same idea. he doesn't know how to feel about sharing the same mindset as some british NERD ] But wouldn't be too surprising if it's some kind of drug. Don't need a fever to act out of it.