Only nearly smooching someone, okay.

"If that's your dare, fine." Whatever. Even if he's never kissed anyone before, it probably isn't a big deal, so he'll go ahead and mosey on over and do the thing.

Scarlet letters for everyone all up in here.

There's a slight detour after, but he does eventually make his way back. "There. Truth or dare?" Because he's not. Even going to talk about it.