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vivarium mods. ([personal profile] vivariummods) wrote in [community profile] vivarium2015-04-03 11:30 am

CALHOUN HOUR - BINGO II





Early in the morning of Day 84, an announcement booms from the warehouse speakers:

"All test subjects report to the first floor lobby immediately for your next experiment."

Zero's unmistakable garbled voice goes silent afterwards. Once everyone gathers downstairs, they'll be treated to an unexpected sight: Zero standing in front of them in the flesh. Standing tall (at 5'4"...), they're donned in the same piece of clothing everyone remembers them in: a black raincoat (large and long enough that it covers their entire body, leaving no distinguishable features), a full facial gas mask, and matching black gloves. It seems as if Zero really dislikes showing skin...

"Today, you will be participating in a game of, what you may call, 'Bingo'. I believe most of you have participated in this before. The rules and explanations are on the back of the cards." An arm is raised to motion towards the paper cards scattered on the nearby table, then it falls again.

"Due to some... unfortunate events, I will monitor you in person. However, do not underestimate what will happen to you should you decide to cheat, escape, attack, or do anything that will break my rules. Your bracelets are still very functional and my cameras will continue to record every move you take, so I suggest that you refrain from doing anything foolish."

"Now begin."

BASIC INFOLET'S PLAY BINGOTURN-INPOST-EVENT
skyentificmethod: (so unimpressed)

[personal profile] skyentificmethod 2015-04-06 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[how sad, you guys shouldn't be so judgemental!]

Maybe you should ask him if we can buy a human life for enough coins. Finally have a decent use for them...
blind_badass: (hmmm)

[personal profile] blind_badass 2015-04-06 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If he had an actual answer for that, that might be worrisome. What did you ask him? *Although there was an upshot to her being so distracted. It meant she hadn't gone back to any of her belongings and found a note in poor handwriting, saying "Please rearrange my things."*

*Sorry Ema, you got pranked.*
skyentificmethod: (the reflex)

[personal profile] skyentificmethod 2015-04-06 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[but...but their honestly sloppy yet somehow exact arrangement!!]

The usual... Why are we here, what do you want from us, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier. He was extremely unhelpful and really rather bitchy. It was almost like talking to Calhoun, to be honest.
blind_badass: (conjecture)

[personal profile] blind_badass 2015-04-06 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*You can put a kick me sign on Snake's back if you're clever enough. He might not realize it's there.*

So you're suggesting Zero based Calhoun off himself? Charming.
skyentificmethod: (munch munch munch)

[personal profile] skyentificmethod 2015-04-07 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Horrifying, same difference. You going to have a chat with our favorite warden?
blind_badass: (conjecture)

[personal profile] blind_badass 2015-04-07 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm considering it. When he talks to you, does he give you a number?
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[personal profile] blind_badass 2015-04-08 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea as I haven't had the chance to get him to talk to me yet. Perhaps I'll go find out...