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vivarium mods. ([personal profile] vivariummods) wrote in [community profile] vivarium2015-06-18 09:32 pm

CALHOUN HOUR - WOULD YOU RATHER





The morning of Day 6 starts off with a loud siren. Said siren keeps on going for five long seconds before a terribly scratchy voice comes on.

"Uuuuuup and at 'em, test subjects! No sleeping in today, so all of you come on down to the lobby, unless you want to hear some more of siren_001.mp3!"

True to Calhoun's word, that terrible alarm will continue to go off until everyone gathers in the newly lit lobby. With all the florescent lights now on and working, it's clearer to see just how dull this warehouse is. Everything is a boring metallic colour, there are plates covering up any windows, and every door remains shut tight (other than the one leading to the Greenhouse). The elevators have gone back to being closed off from entry, and standing tall and right in front of them is Calhoun. Two suspiciously clothed tables stand on either side of him, with objects clearly under those sheets.

"Sssssssssssssso! I think it's about time we tried something new around here. I'd like to introduce you to something call 'Calhoun Hour'! I've done a few of these before, so I know how to run a real fun one!" He snickers into his paws for a suspiciously long time, then looks back up.

"Today's is called 'Would You Rather'. Yeah, yeah, I know, boring title, but I'm a mouse, not some poetic title maker. Anyway, it's pretty simple. We play a few rounds where I give you two choices and you tell me which one you'd rather do. Here's the catch though: I'm pairing you all up, asides from this one comatose test subject, and you're going to give me your decision together as a pair. So, I'll get three votes in total. I'll tally them up and see which is the most popular choice. The teams who didn't choose that choice will now be forced to do it!"

He puts up a paw and waves his entire arm back and forth, as if cutting the air. He stops for a few seconds though, mid-wave, then resumes right away.

"No ifs, no buts, no ums, you gotta do it! Think I won't keep you all here until you get it done? Because I will, but don't think about trying to cheat the game by all agreeing to the same thing so there are no losing parties. I better see a losing party, all right?"

Calhoun then lowers his arm then walks over to a table put his paws underneath the cloth (tippy-toeing to reach...) and pulls out a few sheets of paper. He walks around to hand them out, sometimes missing and just tossing the sheets into midair, but paying it no mind.

"This will tell you who you're paired up with and your first round, so get to it! You got ten minutes to decide!"
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[personal profile] 1st_response_is_anger 2015-06-20 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
A stupid one. But on a list of things that could be done to us, this isn't so bad. *It does seem pretty childish though.*
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[personal profile] elliexir 2015-06-20 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's still really out of nowhere. Like kiss or punch your partner? Where did that come from?
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[personal profile] 1st_response_is_anger 2015-06-20 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Mr. Mouse does call us his test subjects so it's obviously a continuation of his social experiment.
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[personal profile] elliexir 2015-06-20 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Kind of a shitty experiment if all he wants to know whether we'd rather kiss or punch someone.
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[personal profile] 1st_response_is_anger 2015-06-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's more than that...but I'm not a psychologist so I don't know where this is all going.
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[personal profile] elliexir 2015-06-20 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Same...

[ Ellie doesn't know how to feel about the whole thing, asides from being annoyed, upset, and all related emotions. ]

... What are you going to do?
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[personal profile] 1st_response_is_anger 2015-06-22 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I could do either but I guess the better thing to do would be to kiss someone and get it over with.
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[personal profile] elliexir 2015-06-23 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Uuuuunless your partner is a murderous and creepy clown.
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[personal profile] 1st_response_is_anger 2015-06-24 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't remind me! This is going to be hard enough!
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[personal profile] elliexir 2015-06-25 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Urk, yeah, sorry.

[ Oops, yeah, she probably shouldn't have said that. She just rubs the back of her head sheepishly. ]

Still think that maybe you should punch him instead...
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[personal profile] 1st_response_is_anger 2015-07-01 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I would mind doing it but he's probably secretly strong. And he'd probably punch me in the face. *Which she'd like to avoid. Although she certainly wouldn't mind belting Hisoka one!*
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[personal profile] elliexir 2015-07-02 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeaaaah... I guess you're right. Man, neither of these choices look good at all.