"Ah, I see, and that um... droopy bit is the head?" Calhoun should be proud of this feat of food engineering.

He paused a moment before looking down at his own meal. Playing with his food, how rude and ungentlemanly... still he uses his spoon to mash the meat around a bit. If you squint it may look a bit like a very sickly mouse they may or may not be acquainted with. He placed some crumbs around the eyes- a gas mask- before turning it back for Heiji.

"Not quite your caliber, but I think it looks a bit like the source material." Aka Calhoun's face looks like gross mystery cafeteria meat, screw you Calhoun.