Heiji waved a hand. "Aww, he'll be fine. He might not have any hair, but he's got plenty of bulk to make up for it."

How did muscles make up for hair? Hmm.

"I bet he'd pull something nasty, like 'sure, I'll lend it to ya, but I'll charge you interest -- compounded daily'!" He sighed dramatically. "Wonder what this 'high-quality food' is all about. Considering what normal food turned out to be."