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T H E W A R E H O U S E

【 day 10 】

To all the newcomers, welcome to the 【 Warehouse 】.

Once you escape your elevator, you will find yourselves here. It's strangely empty for a warehouse. Aside from the elevators you've come out of, there's nothing else here. In fact, the longer you look around, the stranger everything looks.

Every window has been bolted shut, with no way of removing the steel coverings. The only source of illumination comes from the florescent lights above. Along the walls are numerous amounts of surveillance cameras, watching every bit of movement and listening to the sounds of everyone and everything. Every door is locked up tight, with no clear way of opening them, and there's one giant door with a 9 painted on it. It's a rather strange place, and there seems to be a lot of people here, so go introduce yourselves?

As for the "old timers", they will find that their bracelets will not display any colour or status (SOLO or PAIR). The BP will be a simple grey colour, and there will be nothing underneath it. Wonder what they means. Before anyone can ask Calhoun, he will be screeching in your ear about something else, asking everyone to gather in the warehouse. Standing on a table (in an attempt to be at the same height as a few of you), he says that there's a special surprise for everyone. So, gather around, test subjects, and listen closely because he's not going to say it again.

【 day 11 】

Everyone might wake up today to the loud sound of... sirens? What on Earth can make a sound like that? Well, if they get up and look, they'll see Calhoun with... one of these, and him attempting to put Kotetsu on the stretcher. Due to being a 3'2" sized mouse, he's clearly struggling but he's at least determined to put him on it.

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[or maybe someone else just had too much...]

I'm pretty sure I can help you relive that second one pretty easily.

[ nothing wrong with chugging nothing but milk every single waking moment of his life... ]

[ But that's enough snarking around for now. Jake will kneel down by the edge of the elevator and lower a hand (the one that didn't have a stabbed arm) for Ema to jump and take. Hurry up and take it before he changes his mind. ]

[okay gaston, okay]

[she readily grabs his hand and gets up there, no need to look a gift horse in the mouth. and look, no one got kicked this time! that's an improvement, right?]

Don't suppose these things came with bubble bath and a fancy set of loofahs, huh.

[not that that was her biggest preoccupation at present--that would be becoming a minimum of gross while putting on as small of a show as possible--but some soap would still be nice]

[ No one hits like Gaston, matches wits like Gaston... ]

Nope. Just stuck with cold water and the rat's sick sense of human.

[ But finally jumping in now. Hope he doesn't soak you in the process, Ema. ]

[unsure how gaston does in punching zombies]

[and technically that is the point of the exercise, so no point in getting grumpy about it. ...not that that ever stopped her from being grumpy before, but I digress.]

Wonder if we could drown it...

[ah, but she feels too filthy to properly enjoy the death that would follow, so yeah, hopping into the elevator is the action of the day. the next one over, of course; ladies need their privacy (such as it is in a murderwarehouse filled with surveillance cameras)]

[ he probably turns it into a sport, try to swoon ladies with zombie punching ]

[ But in his own elevator, and jfc, the water is freezing, but he's at least getting to wash everything. ]

Probably, if someone tries the close the hatch while you're still in there. Then you can retry the whole puzzle again.

I meant drown the rat, not myself! Do I look like I have a death wish?

Jumping into a flooded elevator where anyone can close the door on you? Sounds like a death wish to me.

[ Granted, Jake is also in the same situation, but he's clearly strong enough to avoid that happening. ]

[don't underestimate the power of disgruntlement]

Worry about yourself. I've never given anyone a reason to try and knock me off.

You kidding? I'm practically a saint around here.

[ He knows that people do not like him, but he gives no shits. ]

At least I didn't do anything to piss off that rat and get drugged for it.

Must be nice to be considered a good little boy. The fact that Zero loves you more just keeps me up at night.

Maybe if I rub off on him a bit more, he'd be willing to give an early ride of here.

[ A guy can dream. ]

And maybe we'll all be saved by a magical fairy samurai princess riding a rainbow unicorn!

[a girl can dream...]

And I'm guessing that's what you want to be, a magical fairy samurai princess.

Wish enough and maybe it'll come true.

Yup, that's me, flying around and...battou-ing enemies in the face with a blade of sparkly friendship. Maybe you can be my special sidekick, 'Pretty Oversized Warrior Jake-kun-dono!'

Right, and I can go around stabbing and starving bad kids everywhere to teach them a lesson, while you work your friendship magic on them to turn them into good guys.

Sounds like those low-budget TV shows you see on Saturday mornings.

Pretty much! Who doesn't love those things?

...I mean, kids. What kids don't love them?

What, are you telling me that you like watching those things?

I am pretty sure that the only person who has said those words is you. In fact, since you're the one with the memory, I can only assume that that's what you remembered, sitting around in your jammies and eating sugary cereal while watching your favorite children's TV show.

Right, because I look like the kind of guy who had that kind of childhood.

[ Instead, he was dirt poor and had a sick mom to help take care of. ]

Are you sure you're just not projecting your wishes onto me right now? Cause it sounds like something you want to do.

...What've you got against pajamas? Pajamas never did anything to you.

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