CALHOUN HOUR - CAMPING

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It's another day, it's another start of Calhoun Hours. Bright and early in the morning, Calhoun marches into the middle of the first floor lobby and shrieks into his megaphone. "All right, up to the Garden with all of you! C'mon, hurry up, I'm not going to wait for you lazy bunch!" He impatiently taps on his paw on the ground, but then stops. "Hmm, actually, nah, take your time. I'll just meet you all there in a jiffy!" And with that, he rushes off to take the stairs to the Garden. Listen to him and slowly make your way, or rush up, it doesn't matter. After everyone assembles in the artificial room, Calhoun is standing by the waterfall, staring off into nothing. He just nods to himself a few times and doesn't even seem to notice the presence of the test subjects though. It's not until about ten seconds later that he turns and tilts his head. "Whoa, don't sneak up on me like that, test subjects! Sheesh, trying to give this mouse a heart attack?" He huffs but then slides back to his regular mood. "So! Today's event will be called camping! Yeah, I got no clever name for it, sue me, but whatever, go set up a tent or other prep-work. I couldn't bring in all the supplies for this so you'll just have to make due until later tonight." He runs away from the waterfall, but manages to trip on nothing a few steps in. He stays on the ground, as if trying to trick everyone that he's going to stay there for a while, but then pushes himself back up to make his way to the centre of the Garden. He then raises his arms out, as if he's presenting something. "Even though I didn't manage to grab everything, I hope you like what I did to the place! Sure looks like a real campground, huh?" Asides from a few tent kits scattered around, there... isn't actually much at all. A few of the screen grids (that normally display the sky) are either turned off to a boring black colour or in a constant static display, but asides from that, everything looks exactly the same. Calhoun doesn't seem to really care though as he keeps on talking. "Soooooooooooooooooooo, get to it, or something. Do whatever you test subjects do during events like these, chip chop chap!!" BASIC INFO ✖ MINGLE

Comments

[blind_badass]

It's really not as hard as it seems. *Snake felt all of the tools Sasuke had to put together a tent.*

[not_that_sasuke]

...Do you know how to put one together?

[Because Sasuke... really doesn't. He just lives in a forest, that doesn't mean he camps - or at least not with this type of tent.]

[blind_badass]

I'm not sure but it seems to be a lot of math and it's something I excel in. *For example, if you have a tent pole, it needs to be at a 90 degree angle relative to the ground in order to anchor the tent. The tent cloth covers a certain area, the tent spikes must be just so. Pretty simple.*

[not_that_sasuke]

[Snake is the guy they write math book problems about, isn't he.]

I... suppose it could be.

I think we need to thread the poles through, but I'm not exactly sure what order it's supposed to go in.

[blind_badass]

*Possibly. Just not those ones about a train leaving from New York.*

Well, there's no harm in making mistakes while figuring out the problem. *Just as long as you're aren't screwing around while trying to put the tent up, that's all Snake cared about.*

[not_that_sasuke]

[Please, Sasuke is like the last person who would do that. He'll just take a pole at random, measuring it up against the width and the length of the tent. It looks like it fits the width, so...]

Well... these ones seem to be the right size, at least. I'll give it a try.

[And so he does.]